May 2012
8 posts
splinteryourspine:
splinteryourspine:
I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
fuckyeahtomate:
fuckyeahtomate:
OMG WHY IS THERE AN ICE CREAM TRUCK OUTSIDE AT 9PM
OH MY GOD NOW I HEAR GUNSHOTS
THAT ICE CREAM TRUCK DIDNT BRING DELICIOUS CREAMY TREATS IT ONLY BROUGHT FEAR
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April 2012
25 posts
-br0kenlungs:
hidd3n:
beyoncebeyotch:
today at starbucks this girl ordered a drink and told them to put the name “primrose everdeen” on the cup and when the barista called out the name she screamed “i volunteer as tribute” and everyone just stared at her
OMG haha
omfg
“I think that if life separates us and we end up in totally different places,...”
– Josh (Philip Wang, ‘Strangers, again’)
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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks?
Lindsey: vaccuums
Jack: No, Lindsey. You suck. You have been ruining my life since 2007 with your cissexist regime, misandry, and ableism. You have stolen my friends and forced me into depression. Go away, Lindsey. No one likes you.
Lindsey: lava
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March 2012
38 posts
I wish I had the ability to control my thoughts.
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And you come away with a great little story of a...
You were the perfect distraction.
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